[Intro]
Nox:
Woof! Move over, Odie!
Odie:
Excuse me? I was here first!
Nox:
Mom needs cuddles.
Odie:
Dad needs supervision.
Both:
It’s time for the nightly battle!
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[Verse 1 – Nox]
I’m Nox, little brother, rocket-powered paws,
Zoomin’ through the house without followin’ laws.
If Mom sits down, I’m already there,
Curled up in her lap like I pay the rent share.
Dad says, “Buddy, give me some room,”
Next thing he knows, I’m takin’ over the room.
Blanket? Mine. Pillow? Mine.
If you’re lookin’ for personal space, you’re outta time.
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[Verse 2 – Odie]
Hold up, pup, let’s get facts straight,
I’ve been the cuddle king since way back.
I’m Odie, fluffy champion, heavyweight snuggler,
You’re just a hyper little blanket smuggler.
Mom scratches ears? That’s my lane.
Dad grabs snacks? I’m boardin’ that train.
I’ve mastered the art of the giant dog lean,
One flop on your legs and you’re never gettin’ free.
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[Pre-Chorus]
Nox:
Mom loves me more!
Odie:
Nice try, kid.
Nox:
Dad calls me buddy!
Odie:
Dad calls everybody that!
Both:
We got one mission every night…
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[Chorus]
Both:
Who can smother Mom and Dad the most?
Who can cuddle till they wave the white flag post?
One on the couch and one on the bed,
Both of us somehow end up on their heads.
Nox:
I’m the king of cuddles!
Odie:
I’m the prince of naps!
Both:
Mom and Dad ain’t got a chance tonight,
We’re attackin’ with love from the left and the right!
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[Verse 3 – Nox]
I jump on the bed like a tactical raid,
Stealin’ all the blankets that the humans made.
Mom says, “Nox, you’re squishin’ me!”
I wag my tail and pretend I disagree.
If Dad gets up, I follow behind,
Bathroom, kitchen, I don’t mind.
Personal bodyguard, twenty-four-seven,
That’s what happens when you’re canine heaven.
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[Verse 4 – Odie]
Cute story, kid, but watch and learn,
I’ve got cuddle techniques that you haven’t earned.
The dramatic sigh and the sleepy face,
Guaranteed to get me the premium space.
Dad’s recliner? That’s my throne.
Nobody sits there when I’m home.
Mom takes a nap? I’m first in line,
You can have second place, little bro, that’s fine.
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[Bridge – Argument]
Nox:
I give more kisses!
Odie:
I shed more fur!
Nox:
Mom carries me!
Odie:
Dad scratches me, sir!
Nox:
I’m faster!
Odie:
I’m fluffier!
Nox:
I’m cuter!
Odie:
Questionable!
Both:
Wait…
Mom and Dad love us both?
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[Final Chorus]
Both:
We’re gonna smother Mom and Dad together now,
Double the cuddles, and we don’t know how.
One on Mom and one on Dad,
Switch every minute till they both go mad.
We’re the brothers, Nox and Odie, side by side,
Professional snugglers on a family ride.
No matter who wins, we’re a two-dog team,
Livin’ every day in a puppy dream!
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[Outro]
Nox:
Mom’s lap is mine!
Odie:
Dad’s chair is mine!
Nox:
Race ya there!
Odie:
You’re on!
Both:
BARK! BARK! BARK!
Mom and Dad… prepare for cuddles! 🐾❤️
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