(Verse 1)
Millie got curls and little teddy bear eyes
Tiny little princess but she terrorize
Runs this house like she pays the bills
Five pounds of drama and a thousand squeals
She dances for snacks on her tippy toes
Then screams at me if I say “no”
Got a bark so sharp it could cut through glass
But somehow I still spoil her fast
(Chorus)
I love everything about you but your bark
Girl you sound like a smoke alarm out in the dark
You don’t just bark, you scream from the soul
Like a tiny angry goblin nobody can control
You’re fluffy, fancy, sweet, and smart
I love everything about you… but your bark
(Verse 2)
Half Shih Tzu, half poodle, all attitude
Tiny diva with a permanent mood
If she gets mad she lets everybody know
Whole neighborhood hears “THE QUEEN SAID NO”
She’ll yell at shadows, birds, and air
Like somebody insulted her designer hair
Then two seconds later she climbs in my lap
Like “love me now after my vocal attack”
(Chorus)
I love everything about you but your bark
You scream so loud for somebody so remarkably small
It’s not a bark, it’s a full-on scene
Like a toddler fronting a metalcore scream team
You’re my chaos, my cuddle, my heart
I love everything about you… but your bark
(Bridge)
And when she’s mad she makes that face
Tiny teeth and rage in outer space
Then lets out one dramatic shriek
That could wake the dead three houses deep
(Final Chorus)
I love everything about you but your bark
Even when you sound like a banshee in the yard
You’re my baby, my gremlin, my superstar
And honestly the screaming’s part of who you are
So go ahead and yell your little heart
I love everything about you…
Yeah, especially your bark