Taya Read It Backwards

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Yeah…

Shoutout Taya…

She read “stop” as “pots” again…

We love you though.

Taya went shopping for a gallon of milk,

Came home proud with a decorative silk,

Said “the list was weird, man, the letters all fought,”

Now we got curtains but the cereal not.

Tried to text “I’m outside” at the door,

Autocorrect started a small world war,

She typed “I’m octopus, bring me the lamp,”

Grandma called crying thinkin’ she joined a cult camp.

Teacher said “read page thirty-two,”

Taya flipped upside down like “bet, will do,”

Read the whole thing backward with confidence too,

Honestly sounded like Shakespeare brewed Mountain Dew.

She mixin’ every letter like alphabet soup,

Can’t spell “banana” but she got good moves,

GPS say left and she turnin’ right,

Still somehow makes it home every night.

Ohhh, Taya read it backwards again,

Thought “live laugh love” said “evil flat oven,”

She be textin’ “LOL” in complete distress,

And somehow makin’ every wrong word a mess.

But we love that girl, yeah she keep it chaotic,

Brain runnin’ laps while the rest of us joggin’,

She may spell “dog” lookin’ something like “god,”

But Taya still vibin’ and we cheerin’ applaud.

Taya saw a sign say “Wet Floor Ahead,”

Read “Wolf Here” and immediately fled,

Jumped on a table screamin’ “SAVE THE CHILDREN,”

Manager confused like “girl… this a Wendy’s.”

Tried to bake cookies late one night,

Recipe said sugar, she grabbed parmesan right,

Everybody took one bite then froze in fear,

Them cookies tasted like Italian tears.

She got pulled over, cop said “license please,”

She handed him coupons for Arby’s beef,

Said “close enough, all papers look the same,”

Cop laughed so hard forgot her name.

Now she tattooed “No Ragerts” by mistake,

Said “that’s how it’s spelled and I won’t change,”

Honestly iconic, can’t even lie,

Taya got confidence stronger than Wi-Fi.

Ohhh, Taya read it backwards again,

Thought “Do Not Enter” meant “Free Chickens,”

She be speed-runnin’ life on hard mode daily,

Still somehow thriving completely unscathedly.

Yeah she mix up words, but she own that crown,

Turn every wrong turn into stories now,

And if the world get confusing or letters all stray,

Taya just laughs and keeps dancing anyway.

She spelled “mic drop” as “mice prop”…

We still don’t know what that means.

But let her cook.