[Intro]
Attention! Attention!
All branches to the parking lot!
Leave your feelings at the gate—
Everybody gettin’ roasted tonight!
[Verse 1]
Army showed up first,
ruck sack on their back,
Been standing in formation
since the age of the T-Rex pack.
Talkin’ ‘bout they’re tough,
everybody knows it’s true,
But they still got a safety brief
for things a grown adult shouldn’t do.
Marines rolled in loud,
crayons in a lunch sack,
Still tellin’ boot camp stories
from way, way back.
Navy came seasick,
fresh off a giant boat,
Call it a deployment—
looks like a cruise from where we float.
[Chorus]
Army roastin’ Navy,
Navy roastin’ Air Force,
Marines yellin’ at everybody
till their voice gets hoarse.
Coast Guard in the corner sayin’,
“Hey guys, we’re here!”
Everybody turns around like,
“When did y’all appear?”
[Verse 2]
Air Force rolled up late
with coffee in their hand,
Complaining ’bout the Wi-Fi
while deployed in a foreign land.
Got hotels, air conditioning,
and a mattress every night,
Army sleeping in the dirt
ready to start a fight.
Coast Guard said,
“We save lives every day.”
Army said,
“Respect…”
then forgot them anyway.
Space Force landed suddenly,
everybody looked around,
Asked, “Y’all military too?”
when they touched down.
[Chorus]
Army got bad knees,
Marines eat crayons,
Navy’s on a cruise ship,
Air Force got Hilton points.
Coast Guard saves the day,
Space Force guards the stars,
Yet somehow every branch claims
they’re working twice as hard.
[Bridge]
Army says, “We’re toughest!”
Marines say, “No, it’s us!”
Navy says, “Without our ships,
you’d all be riding buses.”
Air Force says,
“Relax, here’s some coffee.”
Space Force says,
“Sorry, Earth problems don’t involve me.”
[Final Chorus]
Army roastin’ Navy,
Navy roastin’ Air Force,
Marines yellin’ at everybody
till their voice gets hoarse.
Coast Guard in the corner sayin’,
“Hey guys, we’re here!”
Everybody turns around like,
“When did y’all appear?”
[Outro]
At the end of the day,
all the branches unite,
But the Air Force wins tonight—
‘Cause they’re sleeping in a hotel
while the Army pulls fire guard all night!
HOOAH! OORAH! HOOYAH! …and whatever Space Force says! 😂🇺🇸🎖️
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