Verse 1
Karen rolled up to the grocery store line,
Coffee in her hand and a complaint on her mind.
Said, “Who parked that scooter in my favorite spot?”
Everybody sighed like, “Here we go, watch.”
She spotted someone short in a hoodie and a cap,
Marching over fast, ready for a verbal attack.
Pointing and huffing, making a scene,
Acting like the manager was the king and queen.
Pre-Chorus
She said, “You better listen when I’m talking to you!”
The little kid blinked and said, “Ma’am, I’m eight, dude.”
The whole crowd froze, trying not to laugh,
Karen realized she’d done the math… bad.
Chorus
Oh no, Karen picked the wrong one,
Started a battle she already lost before it begun.
Thought she was tough, thought she’d make a stand,
Got outsmarted by a kid with a juice box in his hand.
Everybody watching couldn’t believe what they seen,
Karen got defeated by an elementary-school king.
She came for a fight, left embarrassed and late,
Cause the tiny legend turned out to be eight!
Verse 2
The kid said, “Ma’am, my mom’s right over there.”
Karen turned red like she was out of air.
Tried to recover, tried to save face,
But the crowd was already laughing all over the place.
The manager showed up and asked what was wrong,
Karen told her story, but it sounded all wrong.
The kid just shrugged and said, “I was buying snacks.”
The manager laughed and nearly fell back.
Pre-Chorus
Karen demanded justice, demanded respect,
But the kid hit her with facts she didn’t expect.
A third-grade genius with a straight face grin,
Karen knew right then she wasn’t gonna win.
Chorus
Oh no, Karen picked the wrong one,
Started a battle she already lost before it begun.
Thought she was tough, thought she’d make a stand,
Got outsmarted by a kid with a juice box in his hand.
Everybody watching couldn’t believe what they seen,
Karen got defeated by an elementary-school king.
She came for a fight, left embarrassed and late,
Cause the tiny legend turned out to be eight!
Bridge
No punches thrown, no chaos today,
Just a Karen getting roasted in the funniest way.
One little sentence changed the whole debate:
“Ma’am, I’m in the third grade.”
Final Chorus
Oh no, Karen picked the wrong one,
The crowd was laughing harder than a comedy rerun.
She wanted a showdown, she wanted a case,
Instead she got schooled by a kid with shoelaces.
Now the story gets told all around the state,
About the Karen who got humbled by an eight-year-old great.
If you’re looking for trouble, maybe hesitate,
You might get outsmarted by a kid who’s eight! 🎵😂
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