[Verse 1]
She packed my truck with her anger
Left a note on the porch
Took the good pan from the skillet
And the last of my scorched
Gone went the TV remote
Gone went my lucky cap
Even the key to the toolbox
She took that in the flap
[Pre-Chorus]
I stood there in my socks
With a half-drunk cup of regret
Then I heard claws on the gravel
And I knew what I had left
[Chorus]
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
She took my heart, my jeans, my jaw
Everything and the dog (woof woof)
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
I got the couch and a broken mug
Everything and the dog
[Verse 2]
Now I sleep on a towel
Where the couch used to be
The fridge hums like a preacher
And it still judges me
Her perfume on my flannel
Her boots in the rain
But the sadder part of all that
Was the mutt went too, okay
[Pre-Chorus]
I called once, no answer
Just a bark in the dark
Sounded like he was laughing
From the passenger seat of her car
[Chorus]
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
She took my heart, my jeans, my jaw
Everything and the dog (woof woof)
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
I got the couch and a broken mug
Everything and the dog
[Bridge]
Now the neighbor says she saw them
At the feed store by noon
Little brown tail out the window
Pacing to a country tune
If love comes back, it's welcome
If not, I’ll still get by
But if that dog sends me a postcard
I’m gonna cry
[Final Chorus]
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
She took my heart, my jeans, my jaw
Everything and the dog (woof woof)
She left with everything and the dog
Everything and the dog
I got the couch and a broken mug
Everything and the dog (hey, hey)