That Won’t Fit There

Verse 1

I was cleaning out the garage on a Saturday afternoon,

Got bored and started wondering, “What can I do?”

Saw a traffic cone, saw a bowling pin,

My common sense said, “Nope!” but curiosity kicked in.

Pre-Chorus

My buddy yelled, “Stop!”

My dog looked concerned,

Every bad decision starts with lessons not yet learned.

Chorus

That won’t fit there, no matter what you say,

Some ideas belong in the trash right away.

A toaster? A pumpkin? A folding chair?

I keep asking questions that nobody should dare.

That won’t fit there, I really should beware,

The answer’s usually “NO!” to “Will it fit up there?”

Verse 2

I grabbed a pool noodle, then a garden rake,

Started making choices that were clearly a mistake.

A basketball, a guitar, a vacuum hose too,

The entire neighborhood shouted, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

Pre-Chorus

The mailman turned around,

The squirrels ran away,

Even Google would’ve quit halfway through the day.

Chorus

That won’t fit there, no matter what you say,

Some ideas belong in the trash right away.

A microwave? A ladder? A teddy bear?

Why am I conducting this ridiculous affair?

That won’t fit there, I really should beware,

The answer’s usually “NO!” to “Will it fit up there?”

Bridge

I made a spreadsheet, charts and graphs,

My friends just pointed and started to laugh.

I called an expert, he said with despair,

“Please stop asking me if random stuff belongs there.”

Final Chorus

That won’t fit there, let me save you time,

If you’re measuring furniture, you’ve crossed a line.

A canoe? A bicycle? A rocking chair?

At this point I’m just collecting public stares.

That won’t fit there, and now I’m fully aware,

Some mysteries of life are better left somewhere else than there!

Outro

Now I sit and laugh at the things I used to dare,

And whenever I get curious, I remember:

“That definitely won’t fit there.” 🎵😂