I love my horses

Heyyyy good looking

Heyyyy I’m loving

I own a farm and have some pigs, some cows, some chickens

But I never thought my favorite would be my horsies

I was walking up to feed my cows

Then I saw them mating like bow bow

I don’t want calves in this bitch

I would rather have people like lilo and stitch

I ran away to see the horses

Then I noticed one of there ding dongs we’re hard

I looked even closer and bent over in the yard

Then the horse said nayyyyy and kicked me in the nards

Heyyyyy good looking

Heyyyyy I’m loving

Heyyyyy I love horses

Heyyyyy I need bourses

The horse saw me on my knees and roared

I said hey help me I’m board!

The horse pulled his ding dong out

Then I started to cry out loud

I felt the presence of a big horse ding donggggg

It hurt so bad and I kind of liked it

Pulled it out and I started to shit

Heyyyyy good looking

Heyyyyy I’m loving

This big ole horse dih

This stanky ah horse dih

Immm loving all this motion

The next day I could walk

I tried to mention but couldn’t even talk

The horse hurt so bad and I was so sad that I couldn’t take it up the butt no more

The horse was dead after jizzing in my butt all night long

I miss you horsey