Aye
Yuh (bounce on it)
Been too quiet about this for too long
(Drop the beat mothabrotha)
Sam Geekan has a small willy
Every time I work with him he’s acting silly
He is scared of African Americans
He doesn’t even care if it’s a sin!
He’s got red hair, red skin, red lips
He doesn’t even know how to shi
Small wiener big nose
He never gets the hoes
Spraying every time he talks
Spraying jizz when he walks
Oh sammmmm you are amazing
You always on your knees praising
You can light up a bathroom when you poop
Make sure next time you scoop!
Sam, oh Sam, you are one goofy mothabrotha
Don’t get the huzz cause you a tuffa
Sam’s mom has probably the best butt I’ve ever seen
Every time I see her I bust on my screen
I’m tryna crack that shi and say “bang” like Mike Breen
Going to work all tired like a fein
Oh Sammy, Mr. Geekan
You got issues that I can’t even fathom
You’re considered black but still got a small ding dong
Looking like that guy from donkey Kong
Sam your dad has a small ding-a-ling like you
He don’t deserve your mom one bit
He looks like he always tryna shi
Your dad is a swinger, 100 percent
Bouta nut on his wife’s face and make a dent
Your sister is kinda black
I’m gonna try and take her out back
Her booty looks like it needs a crack
Her face so cute, and she gotta rack
Sam oh Sam you are kinda gay
I wanna hop in your mother and sister and get my way
Your dad can go back to Africa where he belongs
So I can see you mom and sis in a thong
Bang boom pop pow!
(Sam has a fat lil pecker)
Boom boom wow!
(Sam sucks at his job)