Turd Up On The Bayou

I grabbed a big ‘ol fork and spoon and a little ‘ol knife out the pantry

Licked my lips and stuck my big ‘ol head in tha toilet

Mmm mmm lookin good up in there

A big ‘ol shiny, greasy, snaked up turd

A few peanuts stickin out the edges with some toe mate uh bits up in the ridgesssssss!!!!!!! Wooo hoooooo!!! Mmmm mmmmmmm!!!!

I cut it into lil ‘ol rings like a sushi roll

Scarfed them brown suckas down

Washed it down wit a glass ‘o lemon aid and filled my belly good

Filled my belly good

Ate a turd out that toilet

Then I plucked up on my ‘ol guitar

Mmm mmm up in the bayouuuuu

I ate a turd out that got damn toilet

Greasy fella, stank up the whole joint I’m tellin you my brothers!!

Eating poop out up on that Louisianaaaa bayou

Stuffed on the porch with a big ‘ol turd in my tummy

Holy motha of st. Francis that turd was good up on the Nawlins crawdad bayouuuuuuu!!!!!

Poop

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Poop

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