Whipped and Toast

(Verse 1)

She says, "Fetch my slippers, warm up my tea," I roll my eyes, but she’s staring at me. She wants the moon, she wants a yacht, I check my wallet—guess what? I’m not!

(Pre-Chorus)

Every time I try to take a stand, She bats her lashes, there goes my plan. No matter what, I can’t say no, She’s got me spinning like a rodeo!

(Chorus)

I’m a man, but let’s be real, She’s the boss, she runs the deal. I grit my teeth, I nod my head, One wrong move—I’m sleeping on the shed. Oh, I’m whipped, yeah, I’m toast, At this point, I’m just a ghost!

(Verse 2)

She says, "Repaint the kitchen, make it pink," I scream inside, but just nod and blink. She picks the shows, she holds the remote, I haven’t watched sports since '14, take note!

(Pre-Chorus)

Every time I try to fight, She gives that grin, I lose my might. A king in chains, a court jester’s fate, Guess who's washing every plate?

(Chorus)

I’m a man, but let’s be real, She’s the boss, she runs the deal. I grit my teeth, I nod my head, One wrong move—I’m sleeping on the shed. Oh, I’m whipped, yeah, I’m toast, At this point, I’m just a ghost!

(Bridge)

One day, I swear I’ll take a stand, Say "No, babe," and be a man. But then she winks, says "You're so sweet," And suddenly, I’m rubbing her feet.

(Outro)

She says, "Jump," I ask, "How high?" She points her finger, and I comply. I know it’s nuts, but I can't break free, 'Cause somehow, she hypnotized me!