True Country

So you have an F one fifty pick up truck

You claim to drive round in the mud and muck

But it’s always clean, not a spot of dirt

Or on that pressed and crisp white t shirt

You don’t chew but you have a Skoal ring

On the back pocket of your Wrangler jeans

You can always bring out that southern drawl

When saying howdy, over yonder and y’all

Wearing that Stetson hat

Don’t make you true country

You only have it on

To help bring in the money

Wearing them Tecova boots

Don’t make you true country

When they still look brand new

And there not even dusty

That silver rodeo buckle

Don’t make you true country

You couldn’t go 8 seconds

But that sight would be funny

Buddy you’re a lot of things…

But one of them’s not country

You can sing bout Hank ,jones and Twitty

Or maybe Cash, Waylon and Willie

You can hang out with all your rowdy friends

Talk about gettin on the road again

And driving your truck down them backroads

Cooler full of natty as your payload

Cruzin’ round with some pretty little thing

In a Johnny Paycheck t shirt and cut off jeans

Wearing that Stetson hat

Don’t make you true country

You only have it on

To help bring in the money

Wearing them Tecova boots

Don’t make you true country

When they still look brand new

And there not even dusty

That silver rodeo buckle

Don’t make you true country

You couldn’t go 8 seconds

But that sight would be funny

Buddy you’re a lot of things…

But one of them’s not country

You can buy the clothes and look the part

Have a hit song at the top of the charts

With your shiny boots and cowboy hat

You’re still a fake and you can’t change that

Wearing that Stetson hat

Don’t make you true country

You only have it on

To help bring in the money

Wearing them Tecova boots

Don’t make you true country

When they still look brand new

And there not even dusty

That silver rodeo buckle

Don’t make you true country

You couldn’t go 8 seconds

But that sight would be funny

Buddy you’re a lot of things…

But one of them’s not country

People claim to be country

To get the fortune and fame

Country music’s dead and gone

Every song sounds the same

Company’s stole the lifestyle

An sell it like milk and honey

Doesn’t matter if it’s real

As long as it makes money

Wearing that Stetson hat

Don’t make you true country

You only have it on

To help bring in the money

Wearing them Tecova boots

Don’t make you true country

When they still look brand new

And there not even dusty

That silver rodeo buckle

Don’t make you true country

You couldn’t go 8 seconds

But that sight would be funny

Buddy you’re a lot of things…

But one of them’s not country