True Country

[Verse]
So you have an F one fifty pick up truck 
You claim to drive round in the mud and muck 
But it’s always clean, not a spot of dirt 
Or on that pressed and crisp white t shirt 

[Verse]
You don’t chew but you have a Skoal ring
On the back pocket of your Wrangler jeans
You can always bring out that southern drawl
When saying howdy, over yonder and y’all 

[Chorus]
Wearing that Stetson hat 
Don’t make you true country 
You only have it on
To help bring in the money 
Wearing them Tecova boots
Don’t make you true country 
When they still look brand new 
And there not even dusty
That silver rodeo buckle
Don’t make you true country 
You couldn’t go 8 seconds 
But that sight would be funny 
Buddy you’re a lot of things…
But one of them’s not country

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
You can sing bout Hank ,jones and Twitty
Or maybe Cash, Waylon and Willie
You can hang out with all your rowdy friends 
Talk about gettin on the road again 

[Verse]
And driving your truck down them backroads 
Cooler full of natty as your payload 
Cruzin’ round with some pretty little thing 
In a Johnny Paycheck t shirt and cut off jeans

[Chorus] 
Wearing that Stetson hat 
Don’t make you true country 
You only have it on
To help bring in the money 
Wearing them Tecova boots
Don’t make you true country 
When they still look brand new 
And there not even dusty
That silver rodeo buckle
Don’t make you true country 
You couldn’t go 8 seconds 
But that sight would be funny 
Buddy you’re a lot of things…
But one of them’s not country

[Verse]
You can buy the clothes and look the part 
Have a hit song at the top of the charts
With your shiny boots and cowboy hat 
You’re still a fake and you can’t change that 

[Chorus]
Wearing that Stetson hat 
Don’t make you true country 
You only have it on
To help bring in the money 
Wearing them Tecova boots
Don’t make you true country 
When they still look brand new 
And there not even dusty
That silver rodeo buckle
Don’t make you true country 
You couldn’t go 8 seconds 
But that sight would be funny 
Buddy you’re a lot of things…
But one of them’s not country

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
People claim to be country 
To get the fortune and fame
Country music’s dead and gone 
Every song sounds the same 
Company’s stole the lifestyle 
An sell it like milk and honey 
Doesn’t matter if it’s real
As long as it makes money 

[Final Chorus] 
Wearing that Stetson hat 
Don’t make you true country 
You only have it on
To help bring in the money 
Wearing them Tecova boots
Don’t make you true country 
When they still look brand new 
And there not even dusty
That silver rodeo buckle
Don’t make you true country 
You couldn’t go 8 seconds 
But that sight would be funny 
Buddy you’re a lot of things…
But one of them’s not country

country vocal, upbeat 80s country party style, with fiddle and steel guitar