Ring-a-dingggggg, ring-a-donggggg
[Guitar Solo]
Granted I’ve been needing this all day
I put it down and I saw Trey
I guess after gooning it made me gay
I put it in and he said “slay”
Feeling up on this body
Daddy’s gonna cum soon
Went through my thoughts and feelings I need some help with wiping
Called up the diddy crew and they came in piping
I forgot about that though, the statue of literally
Watching all the chuds come in shitting me
I never been so worried about the thing
Walking down the isle, damn I forgot the ring
[Pre Chorus]
Here’s a story that I never want to tell, just kidding never mind
[Chorus]
I met somebody who really turned me on
Going through the flow makes me get it on
She was the best thing I thought I ever had
But turns out she was a chad
Took her to dinner and we had a time
Man I saw that ahh bounce and I slimed
Paid for the bill and took her to my car
I invited her back and said “it ain’t that far”
Mannnnnnnnnn come with me
Cause you’re allllll I need
I neeeeeed someone to give me a thneed
Making, meeee, use anal beads
I was cracking her and then we started taking out clothes off
Turns out her butt was fatter than I thought
Rubbing through her pants getting me hard
Oh wait, why is she hard?
[Violin Solo]
She said hey baby, what’s wrong
Acting like she don’t got a dih or some
I went to her face and started kissing her
Then I pulled her mask off, mannnnnnn
Hey dadddddy, said Conner Schipper
The whole time I’ve been cracking a tight juicy man
So, in the end, I’m not gay but I like a tight juicy butt sometimes and even if it’s your friend type ish
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