Am I gay?

Ring-a-dingggggg, ring-a-donggggg

Granted I’ve been needing this all day

I put it down and I saw Trey

I guess after gooning it made me gay

I put it in and he said “slay”

Feeling up on this body

Daddy’s gonna cum soon

Went through my thoughts and feelings I need some help with wiping

Called up the diddy crew and they came in piping

I forgot about that though, the statue of literally

Watching all the chuds come in shitting me

I never been so worried about the thing

Walking down the isle, damn I forgot the ring

Here’s a story that I never want to tell, just kidding never mind

I met somebody who really turned me on

Going through the flow makes me get it on

She was the best thing I thought I ever had

But turns out she was a chad

Took her to dinner and we had a time

Man I saw that ahh bounce and I slimed

Paid for the bill and took her to my car

I invited her back and said “it ain’t that far”

Mannnnnnnnnn come with me

Cause you’re allllll I need

I neeeeeed someone to give me a thneed

Making, meeee, use anal beads

I was cracking her and then we started taking out clothes off

Turns out her butt was fatter than I thought

Rubbing through her pants getting me hard

Oh wait, why is she hard?

She said hey baby, what’s wrong

Acting like she don’t got a dih or some

I went to her face and started kissing her

Then I pulled her mask off, mannnnnnn

Hey dadddddy, said Conner Schipper

The whole time I’ve been cracking a tight juicy man

So, in the end, I’m not gay but I like a tight juicy butt sometimes and even if it’s your friend type ish

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