Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro – metal riff + sleigh bells] District 12? Nah, welcome to Walmart at 4 PM in December. [Verse 1] I pull into the lot with hope in my heart… Then instantly regret it because humans fall apart. Someone’s backing out blind, someone’s cutting the lane, A minivan doing donuts like it’s running from pain. A dude sees my blinker, speeds up just to block— Bro, you ain’t winning a medal for being a jock. Someone’s stalking my spot like a lion in snow, I swear this whole place runs on pure ego. [Pre-Chorus] I just want to park… I just want to survive… But this festive battlefield tests my WILL TO STAY ALIVE. [Chorus] Parking Lot Hunger Games, Where nobody stops and everyone blames. Every car’s a weapon, every turn’s a fight— Surviving this chaos is the REAL Silent Night. Parking Lot Hunger Games, One wrong move and you're engulfed in flames— Metaphorically… (I hope.) [Verse 2] Pedestrians walk diagonal at one mile per hour, Meanwhile traffic builds like a Christmas tower. A dude’s loading his trunk for seventeen years, Blocking four spots while shifting his gears. Two SUVs duel like gladiators in Rome, Neither willing to yield the spot near home. A cart rolls by itself on a mission of doom— Not my problem… until it hits my room. [Pre-Chorus 2] The lights are blinking, the rage is rising… Holiday shopping should come with advising. [Chorus] Parking Lot Hunger Games, Where blinker signals die and chaos reigns. People honk in ten different tones— Someone’s yelling on a megaphone. Parking Lot Hunger Games, Every victory feels like claim to fame— Finding a spot? Bro, that’s a legendary name. [Bridge – Dramatic Choir] Left turn denied… Right turn betrayed… The Christmas lot is where sanity fades. Only the brave… Only the bold… Can emerge from this asphalt battlefield whole. [Final Chorus – Chaotic] Parking Lot Hunger Games, Holiday madness in traffic frames. I grip the wheel like a warrior king— JUST LET ME PARK MY DING-DANG THING. Parking Lot Hunger Games, One wrong move and your spirit maims— Merry Christmas, I guess… We survived the flames. [Spoken Outro – Exhausted] “Next year… I’m ordering everything online.”
Tags
Male Vocals, Christmas Punk/Metal/Rock Fusion, Holiday Bells, Choir, Funny, Petty, Sarcastic
Duration
2:57
Instrumental
No
Created
12/10/2025