Metapod online, green shell in the glow,
Droppin’ hot takes nobody wants to know.
Tweetin’ “pineapple on pizza’s the only true way,”
Now the comments section burnin’ like a Kanye day.
Postin’ thirst traps on TikTok with no face,
Caption “Just Hardened — deal with the embrace.”
Got the whole timeline screamin’, red with rage,
I’m the cocoon troll star of the digital stage.
I don’t fight, I just flex,
Trigger fingers in my mentions, what’s next?
Cancel me? Honey, please —
I’ve been stuck like this since Gen 3.
Harden up, baby, watch me trend,
Metapod trolling ‘til the bitter end.
You mad? That’s my Pokémon art,
I’ll break your Wi-Fi before I break your heart.
Harden up, rage-bait superstar,
Cancel culture couldn’t catch me in a Master Ball jar.
I’m the meme you can’t unsee,
The cocoon that broke the whole damn feed.
Arguin’ on Reddit, sayin’ “Shrek ain’t that great,”
Droppin’ spoilers like confetti for your anime date.
Instagram bio: “Crypto king of despair,”
Sellin’ NFTs of me just sittin’ there.
Got Elon in my DMs sayin’ “verified soon,”
I reply with a GIF of Sailor Moon.
Log off? Nah, I double down on the fun,
Harden’s not defense — it’s how trolling gets done.
You think I’m weak, but I own this shell,
Start a war in your comments, raise digital hell.
No evolve, no grow, no chill,
Metapod’s the petty king of the algorithm mill.
Harden up, baby, watch me trend,
Metapod trolling ‘til the bitter end.
You mad? That’s my Pokémon art,
I’ll break your Wi-Fi before I break your heart.
Harden up, rage-bait superstar,
Cancel culture couldn’t catch me in a Master Ball jar.
I’m the meme you can’t unsee,
The cocoon that broke the whole damn feed.
“Yeah… it’s not about evolving.
It’s about engagement.”
Harden up, baby, watch me trend,
Metapod trolling ‘til the bitter end.
TikTok, Twitch, and OnlyFans too,
Every hot take’s just a clickbait view.
Harden up, rage-bait superstar,
Metapod flexin’ like a pop-culture czar.
Stay mad, stay loud, stay glued to the screen,
I’m the cocoon that rules your algorithm dream.
Classy
