Intro)
Male:
"Hey, Queenie!"
Female:
"Hey, babe!"
Male:
"You wanna go for a scroll?"
Female:
"Sure, babe! Like, comment, and subscribe!"
(Chorus)
Female:
I'm an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see my plastic smile
Pose and post, that's my lifestyle!
Male:
She's an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see her plastic smile
Pose and post, that's her lifestyle!
(Verse 1)
Female:
I got a ring light, a thousand DMs
Gotta post my brunch 'fore the trend ends
Hashtag blessed, hashtag goals, look at me now!
Golden hour glow, just gotta know how
Male:
Angle it right, get the perfect shot
Is that avocado real? Maybe not
From her latte art to her designer pet
She's the prettiest picture on the internet
(Chorus)
Female:
I'm an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see my plastic smile
Pose and post, that's my lifestyle!
Male:
She's an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see her plastic smile
Pose and post, that's her lifestyle!
(Verse 2)
Male:
"Hey, Queenie! Your life seems like a dream!"
Female:
"It is! You can do anything you can meme!"
Male:
"So what's the secret to your sponsored trips?"
Female:
"Just pout your face and purse your lips! (Mwah!)
You can tap my pic, you can buy my merch
Don't ask 'bout my feelings, that's a lurch
Edit every flaw, Valencia's my best friend
This curated life will never, ever end!"
(Chorus)
Female:
I'm an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see my plastic smile
Pose and post, that's my lifestyle!
Male:
She's an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see her plastic smile
Pose and post, that's her lifestyle!
(Bridge)
Male:
Click, click, goes the camera phone all day
Female:
Gotta get the content, come what may!
Male:
Click, click, is it ever time to play?
Female:
This is my work, what can I say?
Male:
But what happens when the wi-fi's gone?
Female: (voice slightly cracking)
I… I don't know… I'd be withdrawn…
(Full voice again)
Just kidding! Look at this new haul I bought!
My happiness is viewer-sought!
(Chorus)
Female:
I'm an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see my plastic smile
Pose and post, that's my lifestyle!
Male:
She's an Insta Queen, in a filtered world
Life in selfies, it's fantastic!
Swipe up to see her plastic smile
Pose and post, that's her lifestyle!
(Outro)
Female:
"Oh, I love my followers!"
Male:
"Well, Queenie, I guess the algorithm loves you too."
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