Listerine Bear

Cruisin’ with the bear, Listerine in the ride,

Orange squish mellow, freaky Halloween vibe.

Blue shades say “No,” but the bottles say “yes,”

Hit the next club, makin’ monsters undress.

Hop out the limo, teddy thicc with the fluff,

VIP velvet rope, bouncers know what’s up.

Pumpkin-spice liquor in a chalice that glows,

Witches twerkin’ on the broomsticks, lettin’ it show.

Fog on the floor, but the mood stay risqué,

Zombie girls grindin’ like it’s Thriller on replay.

Teddy don’t talk, but the silence is mean,

Got the cleanest mouth in the game — thanks, Listerine.

Cruisin’ with the bear, Listerine in the ride,

Orange squish mellow, freaky Halloween vibe.

Blue shades say “No,” but the bottles say “yes,”

Hit the next club, makin’ monsters undress.

Skeleton pole dance, rattlin’ bones,

Dracula’s in the corner tryin’ to text on his phone.

Teddy poppin’ champagne, foam spillin’ like guts,

Candy corn shooters, gettin’ spooky and nuts.

Pumpkin booty call at the club next door,

Mixin’ love potions on the bathroom floor.

We rollin’ grave to grave, stretch limo obscene,

Adult trick-or-treatin’ with a bear and Listerine.

No halo, just horns under party lights,

Devils in latex, angels lose fights.

Teddy just chillin’ while chaos go down,

Orange squish king, wearin’ blue-shade crown.

Cruisin’ with the bear, Listerine in the ride,

Orange squish mellow, freaky Halloween vibe.

Blue shades say “No,” but the bottles say “yes,”

Hit the next club, makin’ monsters undress.

From the haunted strip club to the pumpkin dive,

We keep the dead dancin’, yeah the party’s alive.

If you see that bear, you better bring your A-game,

Listerine Teddy turnin’ Halloween insane.