The Plankton Joke

We laughin’ in stereo, chaos on the track,

Joker got the smile, Plankton ridin’ on his back.

From Gotham to Bikini Bottom, world’s under attack,

Old-school villains bringin’ early 2000s back.

I’m the one-eyed menace, call me AOL dial-up,

Evil on the mic, hear the modem fire up.

Stealin’ Krabby Patty plans like Napster rips,

Got more failed schemes than Ash Ketchum trips.

Rollin’ with the Joker, chaos is the mission,

Two psychos in sync like it’s LimeWire edition.

Nickelodeon slime drippin’ down my schemes,

Jackass stunts with destruction in the beams.

Why so serious? Please, don’t panic,

I’ll paint the town red like Hot Topic manic.

Got Plankton in my pocket, tiny terror with the sauce,

We hijackin’ Blockbuster, rentin’ evil at a loss.

I’m the GameCube glitch, I’m the PS2 freeze,

Laugh like Ed, Edd n Eddy while I burn the Mickey D’s.

Chaotic like Bam Margera wreckin’ your home,

On a razor scooter, straight snappin’ my bones.

We laughin’ in stereo, chaos on the track,

Joker got the smile, Plankton ridin’ on his back.

From Gotham to Bikini Bottom, world’s under attack,

Old-school villains bringin’ early 2000s back.

Plankton: I’m small but I sting like a Beyblade spin,

Rip it up, world domination locked in.

Joker: I’m the punchline king with the early-aughts flow,

Like Slim Shady meetin’ SpongeBob on the show.

Both: Cartoon meets Gotham, a crossover prime,

Two villains droppin’ bars like it’s 2009.

From MySpace top 8 to the Matrix code,

We hackin’ up the world on a Tony Hawk mode.

“Tell Batman he can keep his utility belt…

We got SpongeBob Wi-Fi,

And a dream from 2002, baby…”

Hahahahahaha!