Steppin’ out the Poké Ball, camera lights on me,
Yellow fur glitterin’, I’m your VIP.
No need for a trainer, I’m runnin’ the show,
I’m the Beyoncé of Kanto — everybody knows.
Don’t need no thunderstone, I’m already lit,
Strikin’ harder than Britney’s comeback hit.
From Tokyo to L.A., they scream my name,
I’m the Pokémon diva in the hall of fame.
I’m the shock queen, baby, lightin’ up the scene,
Brighter than the Kardashians on your screen.
Electric attitude, I own the stage,
Pikachu forever, I can’t be caged.
I’ve got merch on merch, yeah, I’m global couture,
From Gucci to Netflix, I’m the mascot du jour.
Rolling Stone cover, paparazzi flash,
More iconic than Gaga in a meat dress sash.
Ash tried to claim me, but I broke the chain,
Independent superstar, I play my own game.
Don’t call me cute — I’m a brand, I’m a trend,
Like Taylor with her cats, I’ll shock you again.
I’m the shock queen, baby, lightin’ up the scene,
Brighter than the Kardashians on your screen.
Electric attitude, I own the stage,
Pikachu forever, I can’t be caged.
Swipe right, swipe left, you can’t deny,
I’m the Ariana whistle note electrified.
One spark, one look, the crowd goes insane,
I’m the diva rodent runnin’ through your veins.
I’m the shock queen, baby, bow down to the crown,
From Coachella lights to your hometown.
Electric forever, I set the tone,
Pikachu’s the diva — leave the mic alone!
Zap zap, selfie flash,
Shock queen reigns, make the world crash.