Ya mon…
Dis lil’ fishy swimmin’ on a higher mission.
Weak today, legend tomorrow…
Magikarp pon di journey, seen?
Started in a pond by the 7-Eleven,
Trainer lookin’ at me like, “This ain’t heaven.”
Twenty coins wasted, shoulda bought some rum,
But I’ll flop on the sidewalk till my kingdom come.
Floppin’ like a TikTok dance gone stale,
People laughin’ harder than a “Tiger King” fail.
But keep on laughin’, keep on puffin’ your vape,
One day I’ll glow up — Dragon in a cape.
I’m a Magikarp, splashin’ in the dark,
Floatin’ through the world like I own the park.
From the kiddie pool to the ocean wide,
Ya can’t stop the fish with a gyarados pride.
Netflix and Gill — binge watchin’ my fate,
Breaking Bad fish, Heisenberg on a plate.
Trainer roll a blunt, pass it back to the sea,
But don’t get too high, I might splash your weed.
I’ll flop through Vegas, Elvis on my side,
Slot machines hittin’, Pikachu’s the bride.
Even Snoop Dogg knows, keep the kush in the jar,
“Roll it up, nephew — respect Magikarp.”
I’m a Magikarp, splashin’ in the dark,
Floatin’ through the world like I own the park.
From the kiddie pool to the ocean wide,
Ya can’t stop the fish with a gyarados pride.
[Bridge – toasting style, faster]
Harry Potter wand? — I’ll splash that spell.
Game of Thrones throne? — I’ll flood that well.
Mario Kart boost? — I’m driftin’, star lit.
Magikarp journey, can’t cancel this shit.
Your OnlyFans queen takin’ selfies in lace?
I’ll photobomb her feed with a fishy face.
Instagram models with a thousand likes
But none got scales that evolve into strikes.
I’m a Magikarp, splashin’ in the dark,
Floatin’ through the world like I own the park.
From the kiddie pool to the ocean wide,
Ya can’t stop the fish with a gyarados pride.
From flop to the top, mon, remember mi name,
Magikarp rise, neva swimmin’ the same.
You laugh at me weak, but mi spirit is large,
Respect the fish, ‘cause I soon take charge.
Classy
