(Verse 1)
He came rollin’ outta nowhere, just a pasty Wi-Fi king
With lots of burner accounts, a Twitch ban and YouTube livestream
Screamin’ ’bout orbs and covert black ops
And if you didn’t believe him, you’re just another psy op
(Pre-Chorus)
But the facts don’t lie, and the truth don’t bend
When the house of cards starts breakin’ in the wind
(Chorus)
There ain’t gonna be no amnesty
Not for you, not for me or any Inn Pee See
He said, “If you don’t think they’re real, just go and off yourself”
And all the Inn Pee Seas said, “Wait, what the hell?”
Now he’s threatenin’ You Ess Senators on YouTube livestreams
Because the clock’s nearing midnight on his grifting dreams.
(Verse 2)
He said Secretary of State Marco Rubio should face the guillotine
With a straight face and no due process - just based on some emails he’s seen
Rock bottom, meet Ashton - that boy also known as Tray
Deep down I think we always knew, his grift would spiral out this way.
(Chorus)
There ain’t gonna be no amnesty
Not for you, not for me or any Inn Pee See
He said, “If you don’t think they’re real, just go and off yourself”
And all the Inn Pee Seas said, “Wait, what the hell?”
Now he’s threatenin’ You Ess Senators on YouTube livestreams
Because the clock’s nearing midnight on his grifting dreams.
(Verse 3)
Ashton’s calling for public executions and teaching physics he doesn’t understand
Rejoicing like an over the top idiot on livestream
That time I took his dumb ass for a quick three grand.
(Bridge)
Now he’s pacing in his tightie whities, shouting at the air
“Why’s everybody fuckin’ retarded?” — that’s his public prayer
Grew a cult from crazies’ comments, fed ’em Reddit-grade absurd
Ash told it was Way Goo beef, when in reality it was just a salted turd.
(Chorus)
There ain’t gonna be no amnesty
Not for you, not for me or any Inn Pee See
He said, “If you don’t think they’re real, just go and off yourself”
And all the Inn Pee Seas said, “Wait, what the hell?”
Now he’s threatenin’ You Ess Senators on YouTube livestreams
Because the clock’s nearing midnight on his grifting dreams.
(Outro)
So saddle up, Ashton, go on and ride off slow -
Your grift done peaked a long time ago
A wannabe prophet in it for profit, and a day walker ginger, at that
Ain’t it a wonder people have taken to calling you Ass Hat.
Little bitch talks soooo much, yet somehow never has anything to say
I think it’s about that time that you do it already and shut the fuck up, Tray.
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