Every kind of booze

Verse 1]

It started Friday evening with a six-pack of Sam Adams,

Cracked it open on the porch, talkin’ ‘bout the things that happened.

Moved to Jack Daniel’s by the fire, tellin’ tales and gettin’ loose,

Then I got a little fancy — poured a shot of Noilly Prat vermouth.

I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,

Jose Cuervo made me loud and kinda quirky.

Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,

Johnnie Walker Black had me breakin’ all the rules.

From Bacardi to Crown, I paid my dues —

Spent the whole damn weekend drinkin’ every kind of booze.

Saturday I woke up with my boots still on my feet,

Coffee didn’t help, so I hit that Baileys Irish Cream sweet.

Zing Zang Bloody Mary, then a Korbel for some grace,

Topped it off with Grey Goose just to keep the pace.

I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,

Jose Cuervo made me loud and kinda quirky.

Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,

Johnnie Walker Black had me breakin’ all the rules.

Hennessy hit hard, left me feelin’ bruised —

Raised hell all weekend drinkin’ every kind of booze.

Had some Fireball from a biker, Ouzo 12 from a Greek,

Sambuca Molinari in a bar where the lights would leak.

Jägermeister from a flask with a pirate’s laugh,

Then we danced on the tables with a bottle of Macallan in half.

I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,

Jose Cuervo made me bold and kinda jerky.

Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,

Don Julio Blanco had me breakin’ all the rules.

Seagram’s 7 and Remy lit the fuse —

Lord save my soul, I drank every kind of booze.

Now it’s Monday morning and I’m beggin’ for advice,

Talkin’ to the toilet gods, swearin’ I’ll think twice.

But come next Friday, I’ll lace my shoes —

And take another round with every kind of booze.