Verse 1]
It started Friday evening with a six-pack of Sam Adams,
Cracked it open on the porch, talkin’ ‘bout the things that happened.
Moved to Jack Daniel’s by the fire, tellin’ tales and gettin’ loose,
Then I got a little fancy — poured a shot of Noilly Prat vermouth.
[Chorus]
I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,
Jose Cuervo made me loud and kinda quirky.
Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,
Johnnie Walker Black had me breakin’ all the rules.
From Bacardi to Crown, I paid my dues —
Spent the whole damn weekend drinkin’ every kind of booze.
[Verse 2]
Saturday I woke up with my boots still on my feet,
Coffee didn’t help, so I hit that Baileys Irish Cream sweet.
Zing Zang Bloody Mary, then a Korbel for some grace,
Topped it off with Grey Goose just to keep the pace.
[Chorus]
I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,
Jose Cuervo made me loud and kinda quirky.
Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,
Johnnie Walker Black had me breakin’ all the rules.
Hennessy hit hard, left me feelin’ bruised —
Raised hell all weekend drinkin’ every kind of booze.
[Bridge]
Had some Fireball from a biker, Ouzo 12 from a Greek,
Sambuca Molinari in a bar where the lights would leak.
Jägermeister from a flask with a pirate’s laugh,
Then we danced on the tables with a bottle of Macallan in half.
[Final Chorus]
I drank Jameson, Tito’s, and good ol’ Wild Turkey,
Jose Cuervo made me bold and kinda jerky.
Captain Morgan got me dancin’ like a fool,
Don Julio Blanco had me breakin’ all the rules.
Seagram’s 7 and Remy lit the fuse —
Lord save my soul, I drank every kind of booze.
[Outro]
Now it’s Monday morning and I’m beggin’ for advice,
Talkin’ to the toilet gods, swearin’ I’ll think twice.
But come next Friday, I’ll lace my shoes —
And take another round with every kind of booze.
