(Verse 1)
He came on the scene, just another griftin’ man
Runnin’ every slow drip disclosure play he can,
Said the CIA was out here callin’ his name,
But he can’t remember threatenin’ folks himself quite the same.
“Must’ve been a glitch,” he said with a straight face,
As he posted more threats from his manic embrace .
Said he’d crush the soul of one Danny Jones —
For exposin’ him to the world, what was already known.
(Chorus)
‘Cause when you’re losin’ ground and your whole grift is fake,
You torch bridge after bridge and salt the lake.
Lie and say it ain’t you, then curse their kin,
Scream “I’ll kill you” with that stupid ginger grin.
If you text “Clayton Marchand” in the dead of night,
But claim it wasn’t you, well… that tracks just right.
He’s a broken-down cowboy with a weak Wi-Fi game,
And Clayton Marchand ain’t his real name.
(Verse 2)
He don’t care ‘bout Jeremy Reese, oh no—
But spends three tweets puttin’ on a show.
Talks like he’s cracked the laws of space,
While yellin’ at a channel that won’t show his buckled face.
He calls out far smarter men, says they all failed,
While it’s his mental health that’s completely derailed.
Claims he’s the hero, a lone citizen journalist,
And, Lord help us, even thinks he’s a scientist.
(Chorus)
’Cause when your claims don’t hold and your friends back out,
You turn to rage and scream about having no clout.
Blame the world for your whole wasted fight,
And fire off big boy online threats on a Tuesday night.
Said “I’ll kill you” — then typed a pseudo name,
Then logged into a sock puppet account to shift the blame.
He’s a whiskey-soaked server with a meme campaign,
But Clayton Marchand ain’t his real name.
(Bridge)
Now he’s burnin’ out like a roadside flare,
Screamin’ at ghosts that ain’t even there.
Talkin’ Joe Rogan and physics lies,
While Reddit just rolls its collective eyes.
(Outro)
So if you get a DM full of spite and shame,
With a half-assed threat and a made-up name,
You might be dealin’ with that same ol’ flame—
One “Clayton Marchand” — wait, that ain’t his real name.
No, Clayton Marchand ain’t his real name…
And “Tray the Trizzle” just don’t hit the same.
His whole life’s unraveling and he wants someone to blame
But Clayton Marchand ain’t his real name…
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