“Simple Blunt (High as Hell Remix)”

Mama told me…

“Son, one day you gon’ get so baked you’ll forget where the floor is.”

I said “Mama… I already am.”

Then I ate a shoe.[Verse 1 – Rap]

Mama said, “Son, don’t be a dummy,

Put down the axe and roll the gummy.

Don’t chase girls who hate your funk,

Find one who laughs when you pee in the trunk.”

“Keep your weed in a pickle jar,

And don’t drive high in a shopping cart.

Stay away from folks who say,

‘You can’t get high off Frito Lay.’”

I’m a simple blunt…

Dumb as hell and high for fun.

Woke up naked in a Taco Bell,

Tried to buy weed from a nun.

Yeah, I’m a simple blunt…

Tied my shoes to my cinnamon bun.

Life’s too short to care or run,

So I moonwalked straight into the sun.

Bought a pet rock, named it Snoop,

We hotboxed in a chicken coop.

Got so high I fought my pants,

Then married ‘em in a Fortnite dance.

Mama said, “Boy, you need direction!”

So I downloaded Maps on my own reflection.

Got arrested for sniffin’ glue,

Turns out it was a Waffle too.

I’m a simple blunt…

Put ketchup on my weed and dunk.

Tried to fly with a pizza box,

Now I live inside a trunk.

Yeah, I’m a simple blunt…

High as balls and dumb as funk.

Took a nap in a port-a-potty,

Woke up in a funk band dunk tank.

Yo… I ain’t sayin’ I’m smart.

But I once argued with a stop sign… and lost.

I microwaved a salad… for two hours.

This is my journey… of being stupidly lit.

I’m a siiiiimple bluuuuunt!!!

Got kicked outta Costco just for grunts!

I vape crayons and I eat trees,

Tried to snort Doritos for the cheese.

Be a siiiiimple bluuuuunt!!!

Do dumb things, and always stunt.

If life gives you lemons, eat a lime,

Then forget your name and rhyme!

Live high.

Die fried.

Stay weird.

And never trust a ferret in sunglasses