[Spoken Intro – Johnny Cash-style]
“They say, ‘So, where’s the plane?’ like we’ve been searchin’ nonstop…
Every year… all year… and still, we can’t find the wreckage.
But truth is, we only looked twice.
Twice in eleven damn years.
And while time’s marched, the nutters ran wild.
Grifters. Charlatans. Con men with YouTube channels.
But time’s runnin’ out.
Ocean Infinity’s headin’ back to the seventh ark… and they ain’t goin’ for the scenery.”
[Verse 1]
You had your run, your middling Twitter fame
Your livestream lies, your asinine claims
You tweeted about debris and oceanic drift
With the same ignorance you brought your whole grift.
You cried, “The videos are proof!! They teleported that plane”
“And if you don’t believe me, you’re just insane.”
[Chorus]
Tick-tock, tick-tock, that’s a grifter’s reckoning comin’
That other noise you hear? That’s Island Pride’s engines hummin’
Third time’s the charm, now the bullshit grift gon’ end
The ocean’s held its secrets, while y’all played pretend
Tick-tock, tick-tock, you had your shameful, sick fun
But now it’s time to find another grift to run.
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[Verse 2]
Armada’s settin’ sail, primed, locked and loaded
And all the lies you’ve done told, they’ve been duly noted.
Searching from Blelly - Marshond to U W A
That Whisper Hotspot too, is very much in play
And no one just throws millions into the sea
Unless they’ve got a damn good reason to believe
[Chorus]
Tick-tock, tick-tock, that’s a grifter’s reckoning comin’
That other noise you hear? That’s Island Pride’s engines hummin’
Third time’s the charm, now the bullshit grift gon’ end
The ocean’s held its secrets, while y’all played pretend
Tick-tock, tick-tock, you had your shameful, sick fun
But now it’s time to find another grift to run.
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[Bridge – Half-Spoken, Half-Sung]
And when they pull her from the blue
Don’t you dare say, “That’s where they beamed her to”
You don’t get to keep on, promoting your lies
When those souls find their rest, your grift dies
This ain’t sci-fi, and you ain’t leading no four orbs revolution
But the families gonna make damn sure your ass pays restitution.
[Spoken - Yeah, you can believe that]
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[Final Chorus]
Tick-tock, tick-tock, the ocean soon speaks
A decade’s horse shit, wiped out in just weeks
Third time’s the charm, and then the charm is gone
All that’s left is the wreckage, truth, and dawn
Tick-tock, tick-tock, the curtain’s drawing closed—
And you’ll be right back to another dude that nobody knows.
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[Outro – Spoken, dark and final]
“When they find her - and they will…
You don’t get to rewrite the ending.
You just get to watch it.
And then shut the fuck up, Tray.”