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There was an old woman of ninety two parlez vous.

There was an old woman of ninety two parlez vous.

There was an old woman of ninety two,

Made a fart that missed the loo,

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The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down the street,

Knocked the copper of his feet,

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The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.

The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.

The copper got out his rusty pistol,

Blew the fart from here to Bristol,

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Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.

Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.

Bristol Rovers playing at home,

Kicked the fart from here to Rome,

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Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.

Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.

Julius ceaser drinking wine,

Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,

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The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down his spine,

Knocked his bollocks out of line,

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The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Mars,

Knocked the Martian on his arse,

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The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Venus,

Knocked the Martian on his penis

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Inky pinky parlez vous!