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Lyrics
There was an old woman of ninety two parlez vous.
There was an old woman of ninety two parlez vous.
There was an old woman of ninety two,
Made a fart that missed the loo,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked the copper of his feet,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol,
Blew the fart from here to Bristol,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home,
Kicked the fart from here to Rome,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius ceaser drinking wine,
Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine,
Knocked his bollocks out of line,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars,
Knocked the Martian on his arse,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus,
Knocked the Martian on his penis
Inky pinky parlez vous.
Inky pinky parlez vous!
Details
GeneratedDec 2, 2025
Duration3:09
LanguageEnglish
Style
Humorous Spoken, British cockney male, light instrumental.
Credits
Prompt by
JonnyOnit
JonnyOnitModelAria v5
