[Pre-Intro]
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
[Intro]
Aden has a very large penis
Oh you know I very much mean this
Aden has a very large penis
A very very big dick
[Verse]
He went to the store to buy fish
He looked at his shopping list
That’s when he met a genie
He said “what is your wish?”
He wanted nothing at all
His penis already stood tall
So Aden went along with his day
Aden oh Aden was gay
Hey hey hey
oh Aden oh Aden was gay
[Chorus with harmony)
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You know it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
[Verse]
Going to where they bombed
A plane took him to Vietnam
So many Asians so much Chong
Aden never really got along
With all the black people
Doing things never legal
One of them he turned out to be
Why did Lincoln set them free?
Maybe that’s why he has a big penis
Aden has a very large penis
[Chorus]
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You know it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Ohhhh
Ohhh
Very big
It’s big
[Bridge]
It’s so big you know
It’s to find the right clothes
Brett is such a hoe
Oh
Oh oh
[Final Chorus]
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You know it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You know it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
Aden has a very big penis!
You know it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
[Outro]
Aden has a very big penis!
You’ll believe it when you hear this!
The story of aden and his penis!
Aden’s big dick is his accomplice
This is the story of his large penis
Penis penis penis!
Penis penis penis!
I’m totally not gay!