[Intro]
(Oh-oh) Gather 'round, folks, come on, let's sing,
About a fella who thinks he’s a king.
With tariffs high and wisdom low,
We’re all just hoping thst he’ll go!
[Verse 1]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
Got a plan, oh yes, he can!
But every move he makes, it seems,
Takes our dreams and tears at the seams.
[Pre-Chorus]
He tweets at night, he tweets by day,
With every word, he leads us astray.
A bluster here, a bombast there,
Leaving us all in deep despair.
[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)
[Verse 2]
With walls and bans, he makes a scene,
Plans that go awry, know what I mean?
He claims he's got a winning hand,
But all we see is dust in the sand.
[Pre-Chorus]
Bargains struck, but at what cost?
Every time we think we’re winning, we’re lost.
With ego big and heart so small,
He takes a stand, we take the fall.
[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)
[Bridge]
So here’s a little tune for you,
Keep your spirits high, don’t feel the blue.
We’ll laugh it off, we’ll dance and sway,
Through every crazy, wild display.
[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)
[Outro]
So sing along friends, let’s make some noise,
Celebrate our strength, let’s raise our voice!
In the chaos, we will stand,
Together strong, despite the tariff man!
JonnyOnit
