Nostalgic Nonesense

Hey now, what’s all that noise?

A streaker on the court, oh boy!

Waving hands and shoutin’ loud,

Distress echoes through the crowd.

He’s running wild, causing a scene,

Farting freely[big fart sounds], lungs so keen.

"DISTRESS!" he screams with all his might,

In the chaos of the fight.

Suddenly, Granny’s on the scene,

Came out fierce, not so serene.

"Oh, young man!"

she yells with rage,

Her courage turns the entire stage.

Distress! Ringing, ringing, in the van,

Dragged away by granny’s hand.

Calls of despair as they peel away,

Ring out loud, end of the play.

He’s caught inside, can’t break free,

Laughing loudly, shouting,

"Oi, what’s the matter? Too spicy for ya?"

"Come back and finish me off, ya wimp!"

Screaming granny, running fast,

Leaving behind that wild contrast.

Man yells with fiery heat, about his meat.....

"My pepperami's a bit of an animal!"

"You know, when you've been Tangoed!"