[Verse 1]
What’s the deal with Superman, seriously?
Did the writers just say “give him everything”?
Super speed, strength, flying through the sky
Laser eyes, freeze breath—okay, but why?
Bulletproof, never bruised, never even bleeds
Got a whole buffet of superhuman needs
I’m just sayin’, if you’re buildin’ fantasy
Leave a little room for gravity
[Pre-Chorus]
You’re untouchable, unstoppable, never even stressed
Unless someone’s waving glow sticks at your chest
[Chorus]
Hey—could you maybe pick a power?
Leave the rest for someone else
You got the whole world in your pocket
While we’re stuck here being ourselves
Yeah you only break a sweat
If that green rock’s in the room
Kinda funny how a hero
Needs a crystal just to lose
[Verse 2]
And Lois Lane, girl what’s going on?
You don’t see it when he takes the glasses off?
Same jawline, same voice, same whole vibe
But a pair of frames is a perfect disguise?
Investigative mind, chasing every lead
But you miss the guy you see every week
Guess love’s blind or maybe it’s a joke
Or those glasses doing all the heavy work
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah you crack every case across the globe
But not the one sitting right across your nose
[Chorus]
Hey—could you maybe pick a power?
Leave the rest for someone else
You got the whole world in your pocket
While we’re stuck here being ourselves
Yeah you only break a sweat
If that green rock’s in the room
Kinda funny how a hero
Needs a crystal just to lose
[Bridge (spoken, Britney-style attitude)]
Okay, wait—hold up.
So let me get this straight…
You’re basically a god…
But a space rock from your backyard takes you out?
…Right. Makes total sense.
And don’t even get me started—
[Verse 3 (half-sung, punchy)]
Green Lantern with a glowing little ring
Making giant fists like it’s everything
Charges it up with a lantern and a rhyme
Poetry slam saves the world this time?
And your weakness is… yellow? Really though?
So a school bus is your final boss, bro?
I can’t decide if I’m impressed or confused
Guess comic book logic makes its own rules
[Final Chorus (bigger, layered)]
Hey—could you maybe pick a power?
Or at least a better flaw
’Cause if yellow’s gonna stop you
Man, that’s kind of a design flaw
Yeah you save the day in style
But it’s all a little sus
When the only thing that beats you
Is convenience for the plot
[Outro]
Yeah you’re heroes, yeah you’re legends, yeah it’s cool
But don’t blame me for questioning the rules
ElCeviche
