[Intro — Spoken]
You really thought you won?
…
That’s adorable.
[Verse 1]
You were busy keeping score,
Counting every little point.
Thought you’d write the final chapter,
Forgot I write the plot.
Built yourself a victory speech
Before the race was done.
Now you’re standing there confused…
Wondering where it all went wrong.
[Pre-Chorus]
You aimed at me,
Missed by a mile.
Now you’re wearing
Your own comeback in style.
[Chorus]
Congratulations,
You played yourself.
Built your own trap,
Then blamed someone else.
You came swinging,
Missed every shot.
Now you’re stuck with
Everything you’ve got.
Congratulations,
Take a look around.
The only one you knocked down…
Was yourself.
[Verse 2]
Tried to make me lose my cool,
Thought I’d break beneath the weight.
While you were busy watching me,
You ignored your own mistakes.
Funny how the tables turn,
Without me lifting a hand.
Sometimes karma doesn’t whisper…
Sometimes she starts a marching band.
[Pre-Chorus]
You wanted fireworks,
You got the smoke.
The punchline landed…
Guess you missed the joke.
[Chorus]
Congratulations,
You played yourself.
Burned your own bridge
Trying to reach someone else.
Thought you had
The final word.
Now the silence
Says much more.
Congratulations…
Hope it was worth the show.
[Bridge]
I don’t need revenge.
Life handles that just fine.
I just sit back,
Grab some popcorn,
And enjoy the perfect timing.
[Final Chorus]
Congratulations,
You played yourself.
Turns out pride
Can be bad for your health.
I kept moving,
You stood still.
Now you’re chasing
What you couldn’t kill.
Congratulations…
No hard feelings here.
You made your own ending…
I just watched the premiere.
[Outro — Spoken]
Better luck…
…next time.