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[Verse 1]
Tiny little wings upon his feet
That's how Namor takes to the sky
Fighter jets are burning fuel
He's just flapping by
No engines, no propellers
No explanation anywhere
Just two feathers on his ankles
And apparently, they work up there
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want to be difficult
I love a superhero show
But somebody in the Marvel office
Needs to explain this to me, you know
[Chorus]
Who approved this?
Who said, "Yeah, that makes sense"?
Tiny wings can break the sound barrier
Sure, let's just call that science
Who approved this?
Who's checking all the rules?
If you question how it works
You're probably overthinking it
That's what superheroes do
[Verse 2]
Thor's got a magic hammer
Only worthy people lift
Which sounds really cool until you wonder
Who decides who's worthy of it?
And once upon a comic time
There was another little catch
He couldn't be away too long
Before the hammer changed him back
So here's the God of Thunder
With a sixty-second clock
"Can't put my hammer down, folks
I've got somewhere I need to walk!"
[Pre-Chorus]
Can he eat without his hammer?
Can he shower? Can he sleep?
Can he put it on the table
While he's trying to eat his beef?
[Chorus]
Who approved this?
Who said, "Yeah, that makes sense"?
Tiny wings can beat a fighter jet
And hammers judge your competence
Who approved this?
Who's checking all the rules?
A magic hammer's doing background checks
To see who's worthy of the jewels
[Verse 3]
Gamma radiation changed his life
Now Hulk can lift a train
But somehow all his super strength
Is tied directly to his brain
The angrier he gets, the stronger he gets
It's the strangest power thing
He's basically a giant green mood ring
With anger as his battery
So don't upset the Hulk
That's superhero rule number one
Because apparently emotional regulation
Makes the big green guy less fun
[Bridge]
Hulk can lift a mountain
But the hammer tells him, "No"
Captain America picks it up
And suddenly we're like, "Whoa!"
Namor's flying overhead
On feet that barely have a wing
And Thor can't leave his hammer
For longer than a minute without a thing
Don't ask how
Don't ask why
Just enjoy the show
And let the physics die
[Final Chorus]
Who approved this?
Honestly, I want the job
I'll put tiny wings on anything
And tell them not to ask
Who approved this?
I'll sign whatever you choose
If a magic hammer says you're worthy
Then apparently it's true
Who approved this?
Gamma rays and angry green
A foot-winged king is faster than a jet
And somehow that's a thing
Who approved this?
Marvel, we love you anyway
But if Namor passes a fighter jet
I'm calling science the next day
[Outro]
Tiny wings
Magic hammer
Giant green mood ring
Sixty seconds
Worthiness
Nobody check the physics
Don't ask questions...
Just watch the movie.
And whatever you do—
Don't make Hulk angry.
Details
GeneratedSep 13, 2026
Duration3:28
LanguageEnglish
Style
Female 2000s pop-rock, sarcastic and witty, electric guitars, driving drums, glossy production, playful attitude
Credits
Prompt by
ElCeviche
ElCevicheModelAria v6
