[Verse 1]
I’ve had a little time to reflect,
And I’ve reached a shocking conclusion.
Maybe I wasn’t crying over losing you…
Maybe I was just emotionally exhausted.
You interrupted every sentence
Like commas personally offended you.
Why ask me what I think
If you’re gonna answer for me too?
[Chorus]
Come to think of it…
There were quite a few things.
Somehow I ignored them all,
Which is honestly impressive.
The smacking.
The mystery smell.
The nose-picking inspection tours.
And Lord have mercy…
Your farts had a retirement plan.
They didn’t leave.
They signed a lease.
[Verse 2]
Every grocery trip became
A documentary about ingredient labels.
We weren’t curing disease…
We were buying cereal.
Half our conversations became,
“That’s not what that word means.”
Then you’d argue with the dictionary
Like it had a personal grudge.
[Pre-Chorus]
Wrong…
Loudly.
Every single time.
[Bridge]
The kissing…
Could’ve used another rehearsal.
Every meal sounded like
It had its own microphone.
You’d lose something…
While holding it.
You’d move my stuff…
Then ask why I couldn’t find it.
You somehow had endless confidence
With surprisingly little information.
It’s almost inspiring.
[Final Chorus]
Come to think of it…
I wasn’t asking for perfection.
I just would’ve settled
For basic self-awareness.
Now my conversations finish.
My groceries don’t become debates.
My furniture stays where I left it.
And the air in my house…
Actually has a chance.
Turns out I didn’t lose my soulmate.
I just got my peace and quiet back.
