Just In Case

You got your trust falls, friendship bracelets Matching jackets, secret handshakes Batman shows up, gives a little grin Then starts a folder labeled "Just In Case"

You think you're besties, crime-fighting bros Sharing battle plans and inside jokes He's already mapped your pressure points And categorized your emotional flaws

He's not being rude He's not being mean He's just prepared for every possible thing

He's got kryptonite just in case A secret file for every face Backup plans for backup plans A flowchart nobody understands

Trusts his friends, but not completely Paranoia worn so neatly If the world goes sideways overnight He's ready for a Justice League fight

Just in case

You think you're edgy, dressed in black Posting sad quotes on your Instagram Batman built a cave beneath a mansion Filled it up with bats and trauma

You had a rough year, that's really bad Bruce saw both his parents die as a kid Then dedicated every waking second To punching clowns and never getting therapy

You call it baggage He calls it drive Somehow he's still barely surviving

He's got kryptonite just in case A secret file for every face Backup plans for backup plans A flowchart nobody understands

Trusts his friends, but not completely Paranoia worn so neatly If the world goes sideways overnight He's ready for a Justice League fight

Just in case

Superman's too powerful Wonder Woman's way too strong Green Lantern might get mind-controlled Flash could accidentally break time again

Everybody says he's paranoid Everybody says he's gone too far Then another crisis hits the planet And suddenly he's kind of smart

You call it baggage He calls it drive Somehow he's still barely surviving

He's got kryptonite just in case A contingency for every place Every villain, every friend Every possible alternate end

Dark knight, eternal pessimist Making fear look glamorous You can try but you'll never win The king of edgy strikes again

Just in case Just in case Just in case

He's already got a plan for this

Just in case, just in case...

Yeah, he's got a plan for that

You got trust issues? He bought stock in 'em

You got backup plans? He wrote a book on 'em

You got emotional scars? Well, welcome to the club

But nobody's doing drama quite like Bruce

So if we're all hanging out someday

And Batman starts taking notes

Don't panic...

He's got kryptonite just in case

Your passwords filed away just in case

Your weaknesses alphabetized just in case

Your embarrassing photos... probably just in case

(Just in case)

(Just in case)

And if you're listening, Batman...

Please don't add me to the file.

...too late.

Just in case.