[Intro]
I had a feeling…
A really, really bad feeling.
Anyway…
[Verse 1]
Everybody said, “Don’t push that button.”
Naturally, I had to know.
Read the warning, skipped the details,
Now we’re watching the ceiling glow.
I collect bad ideas like souvenirs,
Frame ‘em proudly on the wall.
If it’s probably a disaster…
I’m already making the call.
[Pre-Chorus]
I swear I’ll learn…
At least that’s what I always say.
Five minutes later,
I’m finding newer ways to misbehave.
[Chorus]
Oops…
I did it anyway.
Saw the fire,
Walked that way.
Common sense took the day off,
Logic packed a suitcase.
If bad decisions had a leaderboard,
I’d be first place.
Oops…
I knew exactly what I’d do…
And honestly?
I’d probably do it again with you.
[Verse 2]
I treat consequences like surprise guests,
“Wow, you’re here already?”
Turning every little inconvenience
Into a legendary story.
My friends all sigh before I speak,
They know what’s coming next.
Someone hide the credit card…
And maybe disconnect my texts.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every lesson
Just becomes another joke.
Some people hit rock bottom…
I redecorate the place with smoke.
[Chorus]
Oops…
I did it anyway.
Didn’t think…
Just hit “Okay.”
Every shortcut turned into
A scenic detour yesterday.
If chaos handed out rewards,
I’d get employee of the day.
Oops…
The evidence agrees…
I’m my own favorite liability.
[Bridge]
Maybe one day I’ll slow down.
Maybe one day I’ll think first.
Maybe pigs will learn to moonwalk…
Yeah…
Let’s not get carried away.
[Final Chorus]
Oops…
I did it anyway.
Zero regrets…
Mostly.
Every “don’t”
Sounds like “go,”
That’s just how my brain behaves.
Life’s too short to color
Inside every little line.
Oops…
If history repeats itself…
I’ll probably call it good timing.
[Outro]
…Worth it.