[Intro — Spoken]
I don’t start drama…
I simply…
…provide production value.
[Verse 1]
Walked in like a movie trailer,
Wind machine that wasn’t there.
Every tiny inconvenience
Turns into a public affair.
Spilled my coffee?
National emergency.
Lost my phone?
Call the cavalry.
Someone looked at me funny…
Roll the opening credits, please.
[Pre-Chorus]
I swear I’m keeping it together…
Then the soundtrack starts to play.
Everything becomes a season finale
By the end of every day.
[Chorus]
I’m the drama department,
Lights, camera, action!
Every little moment
Needs a standing ovation.
If life’s a stage,
I’m stealing every scene.
I’m the drama department…
And business is booming.
[Verse 2]
I don’t whisper…
I make announcements.
Every entrance has a theme.
If I’m telling you a story,
It’s a cinematic masterpiece.
Plot twists every five minutes,
Cliffhangers after every call.
I’m not exaggerating…
Reality just needs better lighting, that’s all.
[Pre-Chorus]
I could make a grocery list
Sound like Shakespeare overnight.
Some people live quietly…
I prefer surround sound and spotlights.
[Chorus]
I’m the drama department,
Everything’s premiere night.
Ordinary isn’t in my vocabulary,
I’m allergic to “alright.”
Curtains up,
Cue the applause.
I’m the drama department…
And I’m working overtime.
[Bridge]
Maybe…
I could tone it down.
…
No.
That doesn’t sound like me.
[Final Chorus]
I’m the drama department,
Front row, center stage.
Every chapter gets a sequel,
Every moment gets a page.
Laugh with me,
Laugh at me…
Either way, you’re watching.
I’m the drama department…
Thank you…
You’ve been an amazing audience!
[Outro — Spoken]
*Bows dramatically.*
I’ll be here all week.
Lord_Icicle
