Trip To Germany

In the middle of the night I woke up to a loud bang
I got out of bed to find my parents 
Instead I ran into this nice man in a green suit 
He said come with me you’re parents are outside 
I saw my mommy and my daddy and I asked what’s going on? 
For some reason this nice man in the green suit kept yelling 9 
It was weird but I like that number so it didn’t bother me! 
We got in a train car and I was told we’re going to camp!
I love camp! I went when I was younger 
We arrived at camp and I was jumping for joy! 
The nice man shoved me a little but I’m sure he didn’t mean to
We got to our cabin but there was no mattress’s on the bunk beds 
The nice man took my shoes and everything I had
I figured we were playing hide and seek but didn’t play that night
So we went to bed

The next morning the nice man sang a fun little song!
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 

I was glad it was shower time because it was hot last night 
I was cuddled up with a bunch of strangers 
We got in line for the shower but the nice men were picking who went in the shower and who didn’t 
I hope he let’s me shower because I stink
Pee you!


The nice man was singing the fun song again! 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 

The shower smelled funny so I decided to take a quick shower 
And before you know it 
This weird yellow gas came inside 
It was hard to breathe 
But I still heard in the background 

WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 
WHAT WAS YOUR IS NOW MINE
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEW SWINE 

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