So it was me and Brett in bed
And then I thought came to my head
Why don’t we have sex!
So we got to it quick with no latex
Yeah I know what a big flex
I let him hit it raw
When I looked at Brett that’s when I saw
He was thinking hard
I thought to myself am I going to be bard?
Suddenly Brett flipped me over
God I don’t want it to be over
God I hate when it’s over
I can’t believe we’re screwing this hard sober
But then Brett pulled it out and said
Aden I had a thought in my head
I said what’s up? Do you want to do that thing with the shark?
He said no….can I…..call Mark?
my boner instantly went down
Then I frowned
Brett asked “so are you down?”
I said hell no negro!
Brett said “come on just one time!”
I said hell no that booty is mine!
Then Brett said okay fine!
Finally Brett filled me up with that delicious white medicine
And everything was right again