Oh Kevin

Oh Kevin.

I wish you were gay

Oh the things I want to say

I want to eat you out

Without a doubt

You make my pp grow like a sprout

Oh Kevin.

I want that booty

God I wish you were fruity

When I walk past you I’m like who’s he?

God please just bone me!

I wish you would just phone me!

I’ve been so lonely!

WITHOUT YOUR GAYNESS

Oh Kevin.

I wish you were a homo

So I can watch that booty bounce on my rod in slow moe

Because if you were gay we can have a threesome with Brett

Without a frett

I would give you road head

Or maybe we hop in the backseat instead

Oh Kevin…I WISH YOU WERE GAY!!!