Kevin’s adventure

Kevin was swiping away on Tinder
Hours later and that’s when he found her
Her name Jill 
He reads her profile she seems like a thrill 
They match and Kevin asks if she wants to chill
But she wants to climb a hill
Oh what a thrill


It’s their first date 
Kevin thinks to himself there’s nothing to hate
He hopes after this he won’t ever have to master bate 
Because 13 times in one day is too much

They go back to her place 
She says she has some wine he should taste
He says I don’t know it’s kind of getting late
He says what the heck
They have some wine and some triple sec
Things get heavy and they end up in the bedroom
They pause for a sec then resume

Clothes start coming off
They’re making out
Kevin pulls out his penis 
So does Jill
And Kevin yells out WHAT THE HELL
Jill says is this a problem? 
Kevin says uh yeah
He starts putting his clothes back on 
Jill says don’t leave we can still have fun I’ll be completely honest from now on
Kevin says I doubt that
Kevin thinks to himself how did I not notice his adams apple?
Jill says my real name is jack
He puts Kevins hand on his ball sack
But for some reason Kevin doesn’t hold back
They get right back to action 
Kevin says Boobs are boobs right? 
They have a nice night
Jack says will I see you again? 
Kevin told him no 
My friends think I’m straight I have to keep this a secret 
I will remember this forever jack Jill 
Kevin disappears in the dark
Turns out Kevin was gay all along 

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