The proposition

So it was me and Brett in bed 
And then I thought came to my head
Why don’t we have sex! 
So we got to it quick with no latex
Yeah I know what a big flex
I let him hit it raw 
When I looked at Brett that’s when I saw 
He was thinking hard
I thought to myself am I going to be bard? 
Suddenly Brett flipped me over 
God I don’t want it to be over 
God I hate when it’s over 
I can’t believe we’re screwing this hard sober
But then Brett pulled it out and said
Aden I had a thought in my head
I said what’s up? Do you want to do that thing with the shark? 
He said no….can I…..call Mark?
my boner instantly went down
Then I frowned 
Brett asked “so are you down?” 
I said hell no negro! 
Brett said “come on just one time!” 
I said hell no that booty is mine! 
Then Brett said okay fine! 
Finally Brett filled me up with that delicious white medicine 
And everything was right again

indie rock