Kevin’s adventure

Kevin was swiping away on Tinder

Hours later and that’s when he found her

Her name Jill

He reads her profile she seems like a thrill

They match and Kevin asks if she wants to chill

But she wants to climb a hill

Oh what a thrill

It’s their first date

Kevin thinks to himself there’s nothing to hate

He hopes after this he won’t ever have to master bate

Because 13 times in one day is too much

They go back to her place

She says she has some wine he should taste

He says I don’t know it’s kind of getting late

He says what the heck

They have some wine and some triple sec

Things get heavy and they end up in the bedroom

They pause for a sec then resume

Clothes start coming off

They’re making out

Kevin pulls out his penis

So does Jill

And Kevin yells out WHAT THE HELL

Jill says is this a problem?

Kevin says uh yeah

He starts putting his clothes back on

Jill says don’t leave we can still have fun I’ll be completely honest from now on

Kevin says I doubt that

Kevin thinks to himself how did I not notice his adams apple?

Jill says my real name is jack

He puts Kevins hand on his ball sack

But for some reason Kevin doesn’t hold back

They get right back to action

Kevin says Boobs are boobs right?

They have a nice night

Jack says will I see you again?

Kevin told him no

My friends think I’m straight I have to keep this a secret

I will remember this forever jack Jill

Kevin disappears in the dark

Turns out Kevin was gay all along