The Proposition pt. 2

I was hanging out at Jared’s apartment 
His fiancé just left, leaving behind a perfume sent 
As soon as the door closed over I bent 
Jared so I can’t anymore I’m getting married
I said you’re not married yet so on this booty you will feed
He said screw it and ran over with speed
Yes indeed 
We got right to action 
It’s been almost 2 years since I saw him
We finished then we did it again 
He asked why did I get married to a woman
We were going hardcore 
He’s giving me a house tour 
While we screw like whores
On all fours
We went door to door
Hardcore banging for sure
Then he stopped and asked me…
Can I include my husky?
I said hell no cracker! 
I ran but he ran faster
God this was a disaster 
I called him a bastard
I stormed out the house half dressed 
His fiancé just came home and said you look upset
She paused 
She asked did he try to get Loki involved?
I said YES! There’s no way to get this problem solved
She said I told him not to do that again 
I said he’s such a bad friend 
I was so mad that a tear had shed
I think I’ll go fuck Brett instead…

indie rock, emo