Are Those Natural

(Verse 1)

I met her one night down at Grumpy’s bar

She was singin’ in the band and playin’ guitar

I told her I’d like to get in them jeans

She smiled and said, “What the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

I smiled back, said, “Let's go to my house

I got somethin’ I’d like to put in your mouth”

(Pre-Chorus)

No time wasted when we walked in the door

No doubt in my mind she’d done this before

She took off her shirt and said with a smile

“I haven’t shown these off in a while”

(Chorus)

She had three boobs right there on her chest

I tried not to look, I was doin’ my best

But never once have I seen such a thing

I had to reach in my pants and hold down my ding-a-ling

I said, “Are those natural, were you born that way?”

She said, “Yes they are, now c’mon… let’s play”

(Verse 2)

I blinked twice thinkin’ I’d lost my mind

Checked my drink, made sure I was fine

Neon lights buzzin’, walls leanin’ in

This town’s full of trouble and I fell right in

She laughed and said, “Boy, don’t be shy”

“Life’s more fun when you don’t ask why”

(Pre-Chorus)

She said, “Everybody’s got somethin’ strange

Some folks hide it, some folks don’t change”

She grabbed my hand, pulled me in close

Said, “Relax, honey, enjoy the show”

(Chorus)

She had three boobs right there on her chest

I tried not to look, I was doin’ my best

But never once have I seen such a thing

I had to reach in my pants and hold down my ding-a-ling

I said, “Are those natural, were you born that way?”

She said, “Yes they are, now c’mon… let’s play”

(Bridge)

I’ve seen ghosts, I’ve seen UFOs

Heard barroom lies that nobody knows

But I swear on my truck and my last paycheck

This is hands-down the weirdest thing you’ve heard yet

So if you don’t believe a word I say

Buy me a beer and I’ll show you the place

(Final Chorus)

She had three boobs right there on her chest

I quit pretendin’ I was doin’ my best

Some stories sound crazy, some sound insane

But this one’s been burnin’ holes in my brain

So if you think I’m lyin’, that’s okay

But I still smile every time I hear her play

(Outro)

Now every time I pass that bar downtown

I hear that guitar and that small-town sound

Friends ask me why I just smile with glee

Say, “Man, you wouldn’t believe what I got to see”

So here’s my advice if you’re drinkin’ late

If it feels right, don't hesitate