My Dick

(Hook / Chorus)

Oh my dick, it's so big and round

Hangin' 'round this little town

Fat and long, it steals the show

White as shit, just watch it grow!

Verse 1

I grew it long, I grew it wide

Better than the neighbor’s pride

Hold it up, it’s quite the sight

Shines so bright in the moonlight

Verse 2

People stop and they all stare

“How'd you get that giant there?”

Dick so big, it can’t be beat

Nothing compares to my meat

(Hook / Chorus)

Oh my dick, it's so big and round

Hangin' 'round this little town

Fat and long, it steals the show

White as shit, just watch it grow!

Bridge / Breakdown

Put some big dicks in a line

None compare, this one’s all mine

Gonna show it, gonna shine

Biggest man meat of all time!

(Hook / Chorus)

Oh my dick, it's so big and round

Hangin' 'round this little town

Fat and long, it steals the show

White as shit, just watch it grow!

Outro (Spoken or Yelled for Fun)

Yeah, that’s my big, white dick! Ain’t no joke, y’all!