

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Well, I woke up one morning, thought I'd feel fine, But suddenly I noticed, something's missing, divine! Oh no, where did my old friend go? Guess I'm on a quest, to find my mojo. [Verse 1] Had it all tucked in, my pride and joy, Thought I was the man, oh boy, But one day it vanished, like a magic trick, Now I'm just a guy, with a half-baked plot. [Pre-Chorus] Searching in the sock drawer, checking under my bed, On a wild adventure, better than I ever had! Laughing at myself, what a sight to see, Losing my dick, but gaining comedy! [Chorus] Oh, I lost my dick, yeah, I misplaced my pride, Now I’m just a goofy guy, with a smile wide. Laughing in the mirror, trying not to cry, Who needs a penis when you’ve got comedy to try? [Verse 2] Tried to call the doctor, but he just giggled, Said, "Son, this happens when you get a little wiggle!" So I bought a hat, made it a crown, Feelin’ like a king without that old thing around. [Pre-Chorus] Every step I stumble, every joke I crack, Turns my mishap into a musical track. Life’s a circus, funny and wild, Losing my dick, but I’m still a child! [Chorus] Oh, I lost my dick, yeah, I misplaced my pride, Now I’m just a goofy guy, with a smile wide. Laughing in the mirror, trying not to cry, Who needs a penis when you’ve got comedy to try? [Bridge] From front to back, it’s quite a trip, My confidence went on a slip, But I’ll laugh and cheer, it’s all in good fun, ‘Cause life’s a joke and I’ve just begun! [Outro] So if you’re missing something, don’t despair, Turn your mishap into a wild affair. Losing my dick, oh what a ride, But in laughter and love, I’ll always abide.
Tags
Humorous folk rock, acoustic guitar, upbeat, comedic storytelling
2:22
No
11/22/2025