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[Intro]
Well, I woke up one morning, thought I'd feel fine,
But suddenly I noticed, something's missing, divine!
Oh no, where did my old friend go?
Guess I'm on a quest, to find my mojo.
[Verse 1]
Had it all tucked in, my pride and joy,
Thought I was the man, oh boy,
But one day it vanished, like a magic trick,
Now I'm just a guy, with a half-baked plot.
[Pre-Chorus]
Searching in the sock drawer, checking under my bed,
On a wild adventure, better than I ever had!
Laughing at myself, what a sight to see,
Losing my dick, but gaining comedy!
[Chorus]
Oh, I lost my dick, yeah, I misplaced my pride,
Now I’m just a goofy guy, with a smile wide.
Laughing in the mirror, trying not to cry,
Who needs a penis when you’ve got comedy to try?
[Verse 2]
Tried to call the doctor, but he just giggled,
Said, "Son, this happens when you get a little wiggle!"
So I bought a hat, made it a crown,
Feelin’ like a king without that old thing around.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every step I stumble, every joke I crack,
Turns my mishap into a musical track.
Life’s a circus, funny and wild,
Losing my dick, but I’m still a child!
[Chorus]
Oh, I lost my dick, yeah, I misplaced my pride,
Now I’m just a goofy guy, with a smile wide.
Laughing in the mirror, trying not to cry,
Who needs a penis when you’ve got comedy to try?
[Bridge]
From front to back, it’s quite a trip,
My confidence went on a slip,
But I’ll laugh and cheer, it’s all in good fun,
‘Cause life’s a joke and I’ve just begun!
[Outro]
So if you’re missing something, don’t despair,
Turn your mishap into a wild affair.
Losing my dick, oh what a ride,
But in laughter and love, I’ll always abide.
Details
GeneratedNov 22, 2025
Duration2:22
LanguageEnglish
Style
Humorous folk rock, acoustic guitar, upbeat, comedic storytelling
Credits
Prompt by
Talmaen
TalmaenModelAria v5
