Verse 1
I’ve tipped over cows, chased down steers
Drank straight bourbon, shotgunned beers
I’ve knocked on doors and ran away
Stayed up all night and slept all day
I've done things I ain’t proud of
I chased a girl then ran from love
Verse 2
I drank beer when I was underage
Ran from the cops and got away
I made prank phone calls with my friends
Laughed and hoped it wouldn’t end
Teased my neighbor’s dog with treats
I had him beggin' at my feet
Pre-Chorus
Yeah I’ve been wild, yeah I’ve been dumb
But don’t go sayin’ I’ve had fun…
Chorus
There’s one thing that I haven’t done
I ain’t had too damn much fun
Yeah I’ve raised hell and then some
But I ain’t had too damn much fun
If this is livin’, son of a gun
I must’ve missed the good part, huh
‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done
I ain’t had too damn much fun
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Verse 3
I’ve broke some rules I can’t defend
I did them once and then again
Said “I’m changin’” every week
Then went right back bein’ me
I’ve been lost and found and lost
Didn't care what it cost
Pre-Chorus
Yeah I’ve done things I can’t outrun
Still wouldn’t call it “having fun”…
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Chorus
There’s one thing that I haven’t done
I ain’t had too damn much fun
Yeah I’ve raised hell and then some
But I ain’t had too damn much fun
If this is livin’, son of a gun
I must’ve missed the good part, huh
‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done
I ain’t had too damn much fun
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Bridge (funny - half spoken)
I mean… I guess it was alright
Couple laughs on Friday night
Might’ve smiled once or twice
But I wouldn’t call it paradise
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Final Chorus (bigger)
There’s one thing that I haven’t done
I ain’t had too damn much fun
Call the papers, tell everyone
“Man survives but has no fun”
If this is livin’, son of a gun
Y’all can keep it—I gotta run
‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done
I still ain’t had too damn much fun
MikeMajorDMW
