I Ain’t Had Too Damn Much Fun

Verse 1

I’ve tipped over cows, chased down steers

Drank straight bourbon, shotgunned beers

I’ve knocked on doors and ran away

Stayed up all night and slept all day

I've done things I ain’t proud of

I chased a girl then ran from love

Verse 2

I drank beer when I was underage

Ran from the cops and got away

I made prank phone calls with my friends

Laughed and hoped it wouldn’t end

Teased my neighbor’s dog with treats

I had him beggin' at my feet

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I’ve been wild, yeah I’ve been dumb

But don’t go sayin’ I’ve had fun…

Chorus

There’s one thing that I haven’t done

I ain’t had too damn much fun

Yeah I’ve raised hell and then some

But I ain’t had too damn much fun

If this is livin’, son of a gun

I must’ve missed the good part, huh

‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done

I ain’t had too damn much fun

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Verse 3

I’ve broke some rules I can’t defend

I did them once and then again

Said “I’m changin’” every week

Then went right back bein’ me

I’ve been lost and found and lost

Didn't care what it cost

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I’ve done things I can’t outrun

Still wouldn’t call it “having fun”…

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Chorus

There’s one thing that I haven’t done

I ain’t had too damn much fun

Yeah I’ve raised hell and then some

But I ain’t had too damn much fun

If this is livin’, son of a gun

I must’ve missed the good part, huh

‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done

I ain’t had too damn much fun

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Bridge (funny - half spoken)

I mean… I guess it was alright

Couple laughs on Friday night

Might’ve smiled once or twice

But I wouldn’t call it paradise

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Final Chorus (bigger)

There’s one thing that I haven’t done

I ain’t had too damn much fun

Call the papers, tell everyone

“Man survives but has no fun”

If this is livin’, son of a gun

Y’all can keep it—I gotta run

‘Cause after all the shit I’ve done

I still ain’t had too damn much fun