Verse 1
I was laying in bed
Thinking
I could really use some heh
Sinking
I'm all by myself
Lonely
Got nobody else
Only
Me just laying here all alone
With a dick as hard as a bone
Pre Chorus
I guess it’s just me and my sock again
And a grip that’s become my only friend
Chorus
Master bate shun is my expectation
A good firm grip and some dedication
Rubbing one out has come to be
My way of life, my normality
Got my sock - got some lotion
Grab my coch and start the motion
Verse 2
The screen's glow is my only light
Endless scrolling through the night
Looking for that perfect scene
To fuel this lonely routine
Found a clip - what a treat
Hot girls mouth on another guy's meat
For a moment, I imagine I'm that man
then it hits, it’s not the girl, it’s my left hand
Pre-Chorus
I guess it’s just me and my sock again And a grip that’s become dick's best friend
Chorus
Master bate shun is my expectation
A good firm grip and some dedication
Rubbing one out has come to be
My way of life, my normality
Got my sock - got some lotion
Grab my coch and start the motion
Bridge
Some people go out on a date
Find a partner, find their mate
I can’t find anyone
So I stay home and master bate
Don't judge me by the nights I’ve led
You can drop to your knees..... and give me heh
Chorus
Master bate shun is my expectation
A good firm grip and some dedication Rubbing one out has come to be
My way of life, my normality
Got my sock - got some lotion
Grab my coch and start the motion
Outro
Yeah, it's just my coch in a sock again
That’s my life until the end
Now I'm sleepy, feeling spent
Guess I'll do it all again... tomorrow.