Verse 1
Went to the county fair, popcorn in my hand
Ferris wheel was squeakin’ like a rubber band
Cotton candy clouds stuck to my hair
Mama said, “Hold tight!” — I said, “Don’t you dare!”
Pre-Chorus
Round and round, up we go
Wave to Dad way down below
Then the ride went clank-ka-clank
Uh-oh… I think I sank!
Chorus
Whoooops! I slid right off the ride
Landed in the giggle zone, bounce-bounce slide
Didn’t cry, didn’t frown
Just rolled like a clown in a hand-me-down gown
Whoooops! I fell with pride
County fair flyer, buckle up next time!
Verse 2
Spinning cups went left and right
My shoelace tried to take a flight
Tilt-A-Whirl said, “Hang on tight!”
I said, “Okay!” — then zoom — goodnight!
Pre-Chorus
Hat went north, socks went south
Lemonade came out my mouth
Ride guy laughed, rang the bell
Said, “Kid, you flew that pretty well!”
Chorus
Whoooops! I slid right off the ride
Landed in the giggle zone, bounce-bounce slide
Didn’t cry, didn’t frown
Just waved to the crowd upside down
Whoooops! I fell with pride
County fair flyer, buckle up next time!
Bridge
I didn’t break a bone or a rule
Just my cool… for half a minute or two
Mama laughed, Dad took pics
Said, “That’s a ten outta ten for tricks!”
Final Chorus
Whoooops! I slid right off the ride
Best. Day. Ever. — tell it far and wide
Scraped my knee, that’s okay
I got a story AND a plush toy anyway
Whoooops! What a ride
County fair flyer sayin’ “See ya next July!”