Top Like Me

🎺 Well, Prince, step right up, take a seat!

You want a daddy who can’t be beat?

You want stamina, skill, and glee?

Baby, you ain’t never had a top like me!

I got swagger, I got pomade,

I got leather gloves and a cavalcade.

When I move in, the whole room sighs —

I’ll make you cry and then apologize.

You like it rough? I got the knack.

Want it slow? I’ll pace the track.

From gentle kiss to full-on spree,

You ain’t never had a top like me!

What’s your pleasure? What’s your vice?

Want the whip or want it twice?

I’ll dom your dreams and dominate,

Turn that cheeky prince into a plate.

🎶 You ain’t never had a top like me,

Never had a top like me — oh!

I’ll make you beg, I’ll make you plead,

I’ll teach your body how to need.

You ain’t never had a top like me,

Never had a top like me! 🎶

I can cuff, I can tie, I can bend you back,

I can mark your skin with a trailing smack.

I’ll hold your wrists and put my weight,

Count to ten then escalate.

I know tricks that’ll make you scream,

I’ll be your master, your naughty dream.

From candle play to midnight tea,

Baby, you ain’t never had a top like me!

Can your top do this? (snap!)

Can your top do that? (clap!)

Can your top make you melt like that?

Can your top call you “pet” and then laugh?

I’ll take you higher, break your mold,

Turn your timid into bold.

Say the word and watch me be —

All that you want, and then some, baby.

🎶 You ain’t never had a top like me,

Never had a top like me — yeah!

I’ll ride your rhythm, set the tone,

I’ll push you past the sweet unknown.

You ain’t never had a top like me,

Nooo — never had a top like me! 🎶

So when the moon is high and you need a thrill,

Call my name, I’ll do you until…

The curtains close and the crowd goes free —

And you’ll whisper, “There’s no top like he.”

You ain’t never had a top like me!

(Encore, darling — encore!)